Let the damn Gays marry. Straights have enough shit to worry about, like paternity tests, divorce proceedings, seeing who is going to break Brittney Spears record for the shortest marriage, and watching republicans and church leaders put their best “I promise I’m not gay” foot forward.

People protest too damn much about silly shit. Mary J Blige singing on a damn burger king commercial is not oppression. Its called a paycheck, or as known to recent college grads, a unicorn.

American idol??? Still???

The Doritos Locos Taco. Finally a “Mexican” delight that even Mitt Romney can pretend to love.

Trayvon Martin gun targets. Congratulations White people, you are one step closer to being “The Race Who Shall Not Be Named.”